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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 08:38

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Thumbs down again.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Can one still satisfy the desires of Black women with a more discreet endowment?"?

Nuts and Butts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What I have noticed is nearly every girl I try to connect with whom reject me are in their early 20s why is that the case?

Next, they tried...

Everyone loved it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

What do you think of the 2 female 18 and 19 year-old German tourists, detained in Honolulu, strip-searched, put in green jumpsuits, placed in a holding cell and the next day deported, for the terrible crime of not pre-booking a hotel for their trip?

No way

share office space ...

Loons and Moons

Why am I so unproductive when it's a holiday the next day?

Another attempt resulted in ...

They put up a sign reading

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What do you think of casting Emma Watson as the next James Bond?

No, not a chance

So they tried

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Are Turks ashamed of their Islamic heritage?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Should Pete Rose's record as the all-time hits leader be recognized and celebrated?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Unacceptable again!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What’s something you did a lot as a kid that you don’t miss now that you’re an adult?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No go.

Why do I (45, male) feel like I'm crushing on a girl (19, female)?

Minds and Behinds

Still no good

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why should we share our wife with others?

Freaks and Cheeks

So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good.

Banking data reveals early warning signs of cognitive decline in older adults - Medical Xpress

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Then came..

Just Forget it!

Who is the beast of Revelation 13?